Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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