I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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