So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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