Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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