Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
