Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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