i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
