The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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