Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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