brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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