I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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