she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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