Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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