do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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