Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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