I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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