what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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