with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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