Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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