What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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