Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
