The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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