At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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