Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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