I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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