This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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