Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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