Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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