did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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