I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Randomize