I can text with my tongue
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
FUCK WHALES
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
