'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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