I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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