operation harelip BJ is a go
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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