He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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