It's Friday. Sex?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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