I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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