two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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