I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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