check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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