oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
