I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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