Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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