drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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