I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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