she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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