i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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