i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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