operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Randomize