This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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