People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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