Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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