Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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