Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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