i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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