oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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