then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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